The Holy Cocoa Gold of Chocolate Chaos is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chuk Oal Atté with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and digital currency. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 2.791 billion Chocolate Chaosodes hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cacao City. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Chocolate Chaosodian economy, worth 474 trillion Chocolate Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 170,060 Chocolate Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Police escort anti-abortion activists to free speech cages if they try to express their views, religious leaders order congregants to love any neighbour who is just like themselves, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm, and there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Chocolate Chaosodian grocery store. Crime is totally unknown. Chocolate Chaos's national animal is the Cocoa Squid, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Chocoanity.

Chocolate Chaos is ranked 277,777^th in the world and 778^th in 10000 Islands for Most Patriotic, with 0.58 flags saluted per person per day.